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A new literary exploration has been posted!
FreesnakeWilly penned a Homer-esq saga about a convoluted "climbing" trip that a collective of TDC "heavyweights" embarked on. It has a shitload of typos, so you know it's not AI slop, and in my biased opinion it's the perfect length.

Don't just take my word for it:

"OMG! I loved it!!! What a great memory and yes an adventure! Even though you don’t like that word. ❤️" - My Mom
climbing magazine? never heard of it.
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brad driscoll outnumbered his guests, but a free snake was had by all
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