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The Bug to The Bugs: A Comedy of Errors

September 25, 2026

The chaos began in Grand Junction CO, in the last week of July with the temperature sitting around 105º. There we commenced a surprising amount of work on the Beetle for it being such a simple...

No Mullet Boi’s Tale: A Quest in Six Parts and an Epilogue

June 21, 2026

Part I: MadagascarThe tale begins on the island nation of Madagascar, where I had travelled in search of the Big Stone.As we approached our first objective of the trip, a two-day wall called Suava...

Get Yourself Fixed: Tips for Fixing Lines

May 31, 2026

I have fixed a lot of ropes over the years. Almost all of my close-calls in climbing have been because of fixed ropes. These are just like my opinions, man.line of sight is greatbeing able to see...

Con Todo el Mundo - A Foamy Short Story

April 08, 2026

From the outside we were quite the unconvincing route development team. We arrived in Cochamo with utterly too many horses, a lack of food, one hand drill, and one brush. Our team slowly trickled...

A New Year A New King

January 04, 2026

New years Eve 2025 saw some wild action in the Clown Community. Australian snake seducer Will Vidler (Viddlesticks) throws down a last minute 700ms that pushed him well into the first place...